For the fan who’s just here for the snacks.

You know this person. They come to every game, every watch party, every tailgate and couldn’t tell you what a first down is. They cheer when everyone else cheers. They brought dip.

AverageFan merch is made for them: zero knowledge required, maximum enthusiasm encouraged.

The starting lineup:

  • Go Sports! Hoodie – $39.99
  • Go Sports! T-Shirt – $19.99
  • I’m Just Here for the Snacks T-Shirt – $19.99
  • I Don’t Know the Rules, But I brought DIP T-Shirt – $19.99
  • I’m Just Here for the Beer T-Shirt – $19.99

Somebody’s having a great game and it isn’t the beer. Two cans down and it’s not even halftime. For every fan who’s watched a cooler empty in real time and felt a moment of silence coming on. Zero shame. Just the game.

  • It’s a Bad Day to be a Beer Hoodie – $39.99
  • It’s a Bad Day to be a Beer T-Shirt – $19.99
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Order by Dec 10 for Christmas delivery